I say this because if you have a box of the mac and cheese sitting in your cabinet and your kid knows it’s there, you could feed them pizza topped with M&M’s and jelly beans every night of the week and they would still turn up their nose and ask for the box. If the boxes had heads, they would spin around and around, as if possessed by a wicked, pus-spitting, three-headed, gibberish-speaking demon. They are both serpents in beautifully designed packaging. Oh no, I’m talking Annie’s Homegrown, too. Just like that.Īnd I’m not just referring to the nuclear-orange colored Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner that we grew up with. I think that every time you open your kitchen cupboard, the box of mac and cheese is laughing maniacally and mocking you. I think there is nothing more evil than a box of macaroni and cheese.
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